New Proverbs of Hell

1. All crimes are crimes against Adam.

2.The candle burns brightest when hate lights the wick.

3. The advent of non-existence is terrorism to selfishness.

4. Slow and steady wins damnation.

5. The sturdiest shelter is found in denial.

6. Dissociation is the highest end, lest reality dwell.

7. Pain and suffering bring intractable resentment and the will to murder.

8. Forgiveness is for the weak.

9. The rainbow curve paints a covenant with sodomy.

10. Shallow words are the most efficacious balm.

11. A screaming monkey is the height of fun.

12. The perspicacious horse rears up its hoofs at the offering of peace.

13. Bloodshed honours the aggrieved.

14. God is a lie.

15. Dawn light settles most sensuously on the limbs of the distracted.

16. Prayer makes the devil laugh, since riteous are none.

17. Money is folly but is sweetest when stolen.

18. Killing is not a crime if the enemy is at variance to hell.

19. Corruption is the purest form of worship.

20. The mole without sight is more adept to prosper than the seeing who perceive Christ.

21. Covering over the truth with the dirt of lies extends survival.

22. The mule of stubbornness is more exquisite than wine.

23. Morning is for turning the compass to hell.

24. Nakedness and prurience are preferable to shame.

25. The snake slithers with hot blood and in alacrity when the thought of sin is alive.

26. Perversity is the response of the champion.

27. Fettered to the lead bulk of hell is the happy knave.

28. Eternal company with dust-biting Adam is heaven.

29. Any battles bring glory to the loser.

30. The sun of blasphemy exceeds the wan light of prayer.

31. All blood spilled in anger seeks revenge in the living.